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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

bombing:

tired of people asking me to play basketball just because of the flaming basketball tattoo on my neck. i hate basketballs. i want them all to burn in hell. that is the significance of this tattoo

alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that


'we kissed until our lips felt swollen'

'we kissed until our lips felt swollen'

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

imsorryfor-beingthisway:

please stop acting like you care, because i know you dont.

imsorryfor-beingthisway:

please stop acting like you care, because i know you dont.

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love